Friday, December 31, 2010

A Belated Christmas Post

So, after reading World War Z, I found myself becoming... inspired.

Also, GODDDD DO THE CHRISTMAS CAROLS EVER STOPPPP???

Brains! (To the tune of Silver Bells)

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks

Filled with zombies most vile

In the air there’s a feeling

Of terror

Children crying, people dying

Fleeing mile after mile

And on ev’ry street corner you hear


BRAAAIIINS! BRAAAIIINS!

The world is ending on Christmas

Breaking bones, hear them moan

Soon it will be Judgment Day


See the well-fed, hordes of undead

Mostly bright red and green

As the shoppers run home to their families

Hear the bones crunch, see the kids munch

Think they’ve got Santa’s spleen

And above all the panic you’ll hear


BRAAAIIINS! BRAAAIIINS!

The world is ending on Christmas

Breaking bones, hear them moan

Soon it will be Judgment Day

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